100% NATURALLY MADE
Scurvy Beard and Body oil 2oz
$
30
Batten down the hatches and brace yer hide—Embrace for Impact be the oil forged for sea-worn rogues and storm-kissed beauties alike. This ain’t no dainty drop of scent—it’s a broadside to the senses, a pirate’s signature, bottled and ready for battle.
With the first pass, tobacco leaf curls like smoke from a captain’s pipe, rich and rugged. Then comes the cognac and whiskey, burnin’ warm as a lantern in the captain’s quarters, stirrin’ bold hearts and reckless souls. Spiced orange slices through the darkness, bright as stolen gold, while flecks of ash and molten amber cling like the embers of a ship set aflame after victory.
Rub it through your beard or over your skin and you’ll feel as if you’ve stepped off a black-hulled ghost ship—dangerous, intoxicating, unforgettable.
Raise anchor, you scallywags.
Set sail into the night, carry the storm with you, and let “Embrace for Impact” mark you as the true pirate you are.
